Boy1 just saw a commercial for that weight loss diet plan, Nutrisystem. He was fascinated, to put it very mildly. He gave me the entire spiel from the commercial, telling me all about how they ship the food right to your house and how the food looks so delicious and healthy. He told me all about the lady who lost 40 pounds and can now wear her swimsuit at the pool with her children. His product pitch ended with:
That lady lost 60 pounds mom. That's a lot. How much do you weigh? You should totally give that a try.
Little turd.
I'm having a salad for lunch.

















6 People think I should be medicated:
LOL!!!! Kids.
Oh no! I hate how commercials are geared towards children who cannot decipher reality from fantasy.
OMG I had to share our neighborhood entertainment today. Take 1 crazy 20 something in a swimsuit, add drugs of some sort and finall add the highest tree in the area (a 50ft tall pine tree). All that combined with a dozen officers and 1 fire truck with the giant extension ladder makes for a great evening! Of course all of us concerned neighbors had to gather across the street and plan the next block party as we were watching the free show. The highlight was when she was pulling the very top branches off of the tree and throwing them at the poor firefighters all the while screaming foul language I couldn't even begin to dream up. I'm sure she will have a nice padded room to occupy tonight, and we have a neighborhood ice cream social in full planning stage....
That is a nervy child!!!
feel your pain dude, feel your pain
Thank you, thank you, thank you for this post. My son asked me today if I thought I should "lay off the ice cream" for a while. Ugh.
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